- me: wow i have so much to do
- me: *doesnt do any of it*
- Loki: Kneel before me!
- Me: ...
- Loki: I said kneel!
- Me: Well if you say so...
- Loki: Why are you unzipping my pants!?
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
- Chances of finding fanfic 100%
- Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
- Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
- Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
- Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%