May 2012
- me: wow i have so much to do
- me: *doesnt do any of it*
- Loki: Kneel before me!
- Me: ...
- Loki: I said kneel!
- Me: Well if you say so...
- Loki:
- Me:
- Loki:
- Me:
- Loki: Why are you unzipping my pants!?
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
I suppose Danny Elfman would do the music
plot twist: the music does Danny Elfman
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
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