HIS PALE SKIN IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHICH IS INCREDIBLY CREEPY CONSIDERING.. THE SITUATION… UM. WHY IS IT REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHYYYYYYYYY YOU’RE TRYING TO DRAG ME UNDER WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MY LIFE NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH FOR YOU. OH MY GODD I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
A fangirl asks Radiohead...
Fangirl: If you could date one member of the band, who would it be and why?
DJ: Sorry that was one of them! Sorry that made the cut
Thom: That's gonna haunt me now!
Colin: Well we used to share rooms, so it was like, me and...
Thom: No! You don't want to answer that!
Ed: Let's not go there!
Colin: Well no but I mean, you know...
THIS IS HOW I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY FANDOMS
summeriscoming: meowtardis: it’s official. I have a toaster face tag. oh god. ISABELLA THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN HERE TO APOLOGISE BECAUSE YOU’RE HAVING FUN AT BON IVER. WELL FUCK YOU. except I still love you and you have a problem with tiny british homosexuals so I guess we’re both in a pickle we’re in a jar of pickled pickles and we can’t get out welp you are terrible this is...
When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good...– John Waters describes his favourite scene in The Wizard of Oz (via storyofaship)
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
She was in that girl group and they were about to tell us what they really...– John Green (via runalovegood)
supey: i just said “yolo” to my sister and she looked at me then she did a z-snap, whispered “carpe diem” and shuffled sideways out of the room without breaking eye contact
lestradisms replied to your post: it’s official. I have a toaster face tag. oh god…. 1: explain why you think he’s got a toaster face! your affliction trumps isabella’s, though. 2: this is unnecessary of me but i think she’s at .. bombay bicycle club, not bon iver. i wish i could go to bon iver. 3: snickering at y’all 1) he has the most beautiful square face known to man. ALSO JUST LOOK AT...
When a pen dies
Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
Me: Don't be... dead.
it’s official. I have a toaster face tag. oh god. ISABELLA THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN HERE TO APOLOGISE BECAUSE YOU’RE HAVING FUN AT BON IVER. WELL FUCK YOU. except I still love you and you have a problem with tiny british homosexuals so I guess we’re both in a pickle we’re in a jar of pickled pickles and we can’t get out welp
mandarindelight: sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes they unfollow you instead
bey-o-nd asked: Hey! Could you pretty please reblog my first photo on my blog! I will follow you forever <3