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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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blaggot: and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
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In the Writers' Room: Sherlock Series 3
Gatiss: Okay, Steven, everyone's going crazy trying to figure out how Sherlock survived that fall, so we're going to need a really clever solution.
Moffat: Sherlock stood on top of St. Bart's. And then--
Gatiss: Yes?
Moffat: More disco music.
Gatiss: What? No. It was funny at the pool, but--
Moffat: More. Disco. Music.
Gatiss: How does that even explain--
Moffat: Gloria Gaynor.
Gatiss: But you were talking about all the clues being--
Moffat: First I was afraid. I was petrified.
Gatiss: You don't need to sing it. I know the song.
Moffat: Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Gatiss: Molly. Molly definitely has a part in it, right?
Moffat: But I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong. And I learned how to carry on.
Gatiss: Stop it. Stop it right now. Did the garbage truck break Sherlock's fa--
Moffat: Oh no, not I.
Gatiss: STEVEN. No! He used the ball to stop his pulse! The dummy that was hanging in the flat was wearing a mask! Something! Anything!
Moffat: I WILL SURVIVE. AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE.
Gatiss: Please, please, Steven. I'm begging you as your friend--
Moffat: I. Will. Survive.
Gatiss: Fuck it. Fine.
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I'm looking for a mad man with a box.
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wiirdo: adorablyrotten: idontwanttobeawaiter: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal at all yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right yeah...
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your-boyfriend-sucks replied to your photo: Gave up on the map thing. I have better things to… THEY ARE AMAZING THEY ARE INDEED.
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blaineisapizza: i think i’m in the bike capital of the world EVERYONE IS  ON BIKES LIKE GOD DAMN
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-ass language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest.
G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad.
What have you been up to? Not much
How much was that? Oh wasn't cheap
Where is this place? Oh it's not far
When are we going? Not long now
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So after a very, very long stretch of road, I finally reach this: Ngl, I googled it. And got this: I HAVE BEEN DUMPED IN RURAL SWEDEN HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND AN AIRPORT.
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nettework replied to your photo: Drowning in a sea of math homework and Lana Del… and melbourne! Yes, and dreams of melbourne! I wish accommodation was cheaper. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH LESS STRESSED WE’D BE IF MELBOURNE HAD CHEAP ACCOMMODATION?!
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