May 2013
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hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
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SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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whhoreo:
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
It also makes you reblog the post. Nicely done.
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clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
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jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
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drunktrophywife:
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
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japert:
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via solunars)
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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All the others, they tried
to pry my heart open like a book,
to read the lines...
– Kelsey Danielle (via pigmenting)
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